Pound it good baby! (Parker brothers, for a boardgame like Operation or Dont Wake Daddy.) Oh yeah OH YEAH OH YEAH. (obvious) Would you peg Peg? (Playschool) Pump that load! Pump it! Pump it! (Nerf) Young, hard cock tastes so good. ( not actually for any company just the pause the comma made makes it perfect. sounds like something you’d hear from a velvety chocolate commercial. Narrated by William Shatner) Like that Ice-cream? Ever want something just as good? (Little Debbie………. I immediately regret writing that) MMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHNNNNN *vibrating sounds* (Promo for the upcoming Marky Mark album) Oh Yes! (Kule-aid) Unf. (Sleepy Mattresses) thats some motherfucking pussy. (petstore that sells badass cats) lookit dat ass. (“exercise videos”) swallow that shit nice and good. (Tums) Aw Fuck me! (any big-name insurance company) You Like that? You like it like that bitch? (dog kenneling service) Hey, I’ll take care of your bear problem. (Park Rangers) *Gagging sounds followed by chocking* (Reddit) Hurt me! More More More! (Presidential ad campaigns) Dontcha like that tight pussy? (the title of the next Cohen Bros.movie) Dontcha like that loose cunt? (the title of the next Robert Rodriguez movie) FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUGHhhgn oh god yes. (The Internet)
