December 2011
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Saving These For Later
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7diMSkuRbrc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbPsrXyAdrM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nufIYi_WYF0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIRYGqPimvw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xq2b7_vLM&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpcK3_6DjlE&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6j6rbrmLjs...
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Just played ukulele to chatroulette
frenzy-and-rumble:
danniglow:
Let me tell you its very fun doing chord progressions while shouting “Put your penis away,” “Enjoy that dank ass weed!” and just waving and smiling at people.
Danniglow: Plays Ukulele while strangers masturbate.
wonderful.
the voice of hodg is to be feared
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My Favorite Black Metal Albums
QUINTESSENTIAL BLACK METAL PART ONE
Here are some albums that I think are good for someone wanting to get into Black Metal, or someone who just wants to beef up their cred with the Circle.
I’ll be categorizing these albums in their relation to other genres of metal so beginners can pick an choose and experienced guys know what they are expecting.
remember! this is only my...
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Oh My God Jesus Christ
I am the prettiest princess.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH WE GOT HIM
frenzy-and-rumble:
-OSAMA ✓ -GHADAFFI ✓ -JOBS ✓ -KIM ✓ WHAT OTHER EVIL WILL AMERICA RID THE WORLD OF THIS YEAR?
FUCK YOU CAN DO CHECKS.
SHIT.
THIS LIKE
CHANGES EVERYTHING.
man, why you gotta do that
ROCKIN MY WORLDVIEW.
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Important Dates In History (In No Particular...
1270 – The 9TH Crusade ends, it is the last crusade to pit the forces of European Christians and native Muslims against each other in the holy lands. The following crusades are all purges of religious dissidents and “heretics” in Europe, because as King Robert the Bruse put it “Those bastards play too rough, I fell off my horse that time! I think Saladin pushed me!”. Pagans...
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That Feel When...
You get arrested for not wearing a helmet while riding your best friend who is a robot and motorcycle.
Is It Just Me...
…or is Jeremy Wade the coolest man alive.
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Our Lady Of Broken Hearts: My Personal Views On...
Anna-Varney Cantodea, oh how I once had your albums Le Fleurs Du Mal and Es reiten die Toten so Schnell on heavy rotation oh so many years ago. Your vampish lyricism and ghastly vocals have melted themselves into the folds of my grey matter. I forever will remember the abuse you put those pipe organs through as you wailed like a banshee with PTSD.
But like the entropy you sing of so often our...
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Tragedy
Knock knock
Whos there?
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-black bolt walks away crying, he’ll never sell all the chocolate-
You know you are tired when. . .
danniglow:
You are writing a paper at 2:00 AM and you start thinking “Freddy Krueger must have such a hard time killing college students during finals week since we all abstain from sleeping…”
I bet he has problems with people with PTSD, they have the best nightmares, but wake up too fast for him to get em’
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You Hate Being Sane?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXDvR0jK0X8
Boy is this for you!
Internet
I bring you: Tent Reznor
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If Comic Book Characters Were Pets
Aquadog
Ace The Bat-Hound
Booster Wuff
Blue Beagle
Ironweenie
Captain Americorgi
Captain Fetch
Shockycat
Krypto
Dog Devil
DeadPoodle
Domino…dog
VICTOR VON MEOW
Fantastidog(THE BEST NAME)
Flashy
Galactamutt
Burny-Skullface
Ollie the Collie
Jon
Doguy
Pal Jordan (DAAAAAAAWWWWWW)
HELLMUTT
Jay Jay
Juggapug (YES)
Bullking
Kitty
LOBOCAT
Magnetzu
Fury
Omega bark
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Coolness Spectrum
Please, open and listen to the following as you read:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXdwb_lUKvs
As I listen to another track of the strictest beats I ponder something; what is it to be cool? I personally like to think myself rather cool, yet I know many will and should scoff at this, for I can never hope to reach the level of Coolness as someone like Kurt Russell, Bruce Campbell, Slurms...
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Oh My God Jesus Christ
If I listen to anymore Xiu Xiu I am going to fucking kill myself. They really are the saddest band in the fucking world.
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I So Mad At Law And Order: SVU
SVU WATCHING PROTIPS:
The villain is always a man and the victim is always a woman. Even when the victim is a woman that has turned to killing men.
In every episode Stabler gets mad at rape.
In every episode Olivia gets attached to someone who was raped.
Pedophiles are horrible people, but victims of abuse, they will rape your kids, but my-my, life must be so hard for those poor poor...
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Safety Darksied
you will dance if Darkseid wants too.
you will leave your world behind.
but Darkseid dont dance,
and if you dont dance
THEN THERE IS NO WILL BUT MINE
you will dance if Darkseid wants to,
you will leave your live behind
you will cat like we came outta Fourth-World
leave you far, far behind
AND YOU WILL ANTI-DANCE
R.I.P Jerry Robinson
frenzy-and-rumble:
I wonder what you thought of the various directions people your character. Well regardless, thanks for the laughs.
he did more than joker, friend.
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God Damn it
I need to fucking sleep.
“Here lies our sovereign lord the King,
Whose word no man relies on.
He...”
– John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
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A Space Marine Is Now Your Roomate
College can be fun, as is living on your own apparently. But ever since the space marines landed, the education system has had to go through some changes….
Dark Angels-
He has amazing hair and somehow brought his cat to live with him, it watches you while he is asleep and hisses sometimes, its pretty creepy. He is a nice enough guy though, though he is very well read and will correct any...
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If Bands Were People
Coil: He pleasantly hangs around with the worst kind of people; long defunct cyber-goths, scene-kinds and mallyouths; yet his platinum blonde hair and emerald eyes always give him an air of feline intelligence no matter what he wears (which is almost always purely white or gray). He speaks to you like you are the closest of friends, even though you hardy know him. He tels you stories that...
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ELEPHANT EMPIRE: A Narrative in Many Parts
The rifle is in his hands, cocked. He stares down the beast trotting in the mud eating grass. It stinks of filth and gore, and worst of all, apathy. One would think the beasts menial activity would cause one to rethink the act of murder, but the votes have been cast against it and the protozoa mind of the masses want blood. But he hesitates.
King Babar the Elephant remembers the jungle,...
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Jesus Fucking Christ
http://boingboing.net/2011/12/03/canadas-secret-police-to-gov.html
you know there was a time when I used to read boingBoing for the cute little stories on how there are people giving trees sweaters or oddly quaint links to bizarre art-pornography or or how you can make your computer breathe with toothpicks and fucking pipe-cleaners. now I just go there to get informed on how the world is shit and...
